Mixing up between random things

I always read Push as Pull , and Pull as Push , both in Arabic and in English. Whenever I see 'Push' I pull , and whenever I see 'Pull' I push..

Madry lesh.. it's like whenever I read 'Push' my mind translate it into 'Pull' and sends a msg to my arm to pull @@; (bdeena teflsef bel science 3ad =P )


Another thing , and this one is dangerous ! , is that I mix up between those two signs too :
o hathy:


ya3ny when the green arrow traffic light pops up for cars to move ana 3baly its the green 'you cal walk' sign o adar3em ! Cham warra I was almost run over by a bus because of this... o cham maraa agool shfehom hatheela yamshoon al eshra 7ag al syayeer ! wella I miss-saw the traffic lights again..

Iam I retarded for mixing up between those things?! I hope i'm not !

So do you ,yourself , mix up with anything like thist too? please share =P