So if you have been following me on twitter you would have noticed the craze about Chuck Norris. Fa gelt a6ale3 7arety bel blog a7san :P
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
before the black eyed peas met chuck norris they were known as The Peas.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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3 comments:
(If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you )
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool:p :p :p :p :p :p
crack me up :p hilarious
i still dont get it what with chuck norris why is he that important????
pardon my ignorance!!
Anoosa: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts
Chuck Norris is martial arts actor. They make jokes about him in the form of facts l2ana aflama film hindy :P
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